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pondaphoria: mild narcotic sensation derived (without the assistance of other drugs) from sitting beside a pond pondoholism: addiction to ponds - patient won't go on vacations, must stop at all garden centers with even a hint of pond plants, and gets seriously depressed in winter. Moving to a warmer clime is often considered a viable solution. pondomania: irrational desire for more and more ponds ponditis: swelling of the pond, not to be confused with pondaphoria, pondomania or even pondoholism. It refers to the need to enlarge the pond waaaaay beyond anything you ever dreamed of when you put that 100 gallon puddle where there was a little space. Obviously, pondomania is essentially a mental disease, and pondoholism can be treated with a 12-step program, but ponditis is a disease for which there is no known cure. |
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