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Shipping 101 by Robert RiceOk, OK you have done it .You have just
collected the hidden, secret spot of your favorite fish and shockingly have too many
excellent fish. Maybe you have done even better and your favorite fish has spawned and you
have fry coming out your ears. Great , at first you panic then you dig out a NANFA trading
post and decide I want to send my fish to Miss Jones in Portland Oregon! Sounds good so
far. Miss. Jones being a trusting sort sends you a box full of aquatic plants that you
have wanted for years. You are in heaven! Suddenly you realize you have a problem you owe
Miss Jones some fish but do not have the foggiest idea how to get them to her! Relax your
friendly host (me) will walk you through the whole thing. You need to ship fish? Well
first off you need to get a box and some bags. Here is the place where a friendly pet
store owner can make your life easier. Let's say you ask your local pet store owner Hans
"Sir, do you have any extra boxes or bags I need to ship some fish". Hans looks
at you in disgst and says " Why do you need to ship fish, you don't buy fish here so
where did they come from? You are a bad person get out of my store." So you slink
away vowing never to return. On your way home you get a brainstorm and stop at the local
Piggly Wiggly grocery store and purchase a box of Glad freezer bags for $1.29. Not the
ziplock kind but the cheap old reguar freezer bags.You also notice CHEAP styro coolers for
$1.99 and snag one of those too. On your way out you talk them into giving you a cardboard
box that once held Pampers diapers. OK , fine you are in business. Or what if instead old
Hans had said "Boxes? You want Boxes? Yeah I got a pile of them in the back help
yourself and buy something will ya? " So you purchase some bags from him at a nickel
a piece and vow to buy all your hardware from your new buddy Hans. Who by the way loves to
collect, and tries to talk you into taking him with him next time you go (that is a
different story though !). So, either way you are heading home with the right tuff in your
car and a grinding fear in your heart about shipping those fish. You wonder how can fish
survive in this little box for the long trip to Oregon. A tear wells up in your eye when
you think "I could be sending my babies to there DOOM , whoa is me." Relax fish
are not people and they can tolerate a box very easily and with little stress. You have
picked your fish out and are ready to start packing . First rule of packing is less water
equals more fish! that means put the absolute minimum amount of water in each bag. Fish do
not breath water they breath air. If your bag is full of water and not air you will have a
very heavy box of stinky water arriving in Oregon and a very angry Miss Jones opening
them. So put about an inch of water in each bag sometimes more , sometimes less depending
on the size of the fish. I like to put just enough to fully cover each fish and never any
more. Then I blow the bags up to a squishy soft consistency. If you are lucky and have
bottled O2 or a tire pump use that intead of blowing em up with your mouth. When you
exhale it adds a bit of CO2 to the air mix wich is not good. If not your air is better
than no air. Now be carefull, if you blow your plastic bags up too much , the pressure
change while on an airplane can burst the bags open . Rule number two is, more bags
equals more fish. What this means is it is far better to have 15 small bags with 1 fish in
them than two large bags with 8 fish in them. If a fish dies you will limit the damage to
his buddies if they are not in the bag with him ! So now you have packed up these fish
just so and have all these cute little bags on the floor what now? Simple, place them in
the Styrofoam box and put a bit of newspaper in there to cover any gaps and tape the box
closed. I use 2 inch wide packing tape as it adds support to the box. Then place the whole
thing inside a suitably sized cardboard box with a bit of newspaper to cover the gaps
label it and write live fish on the sides of this box. Tape it shut and you are ready to
go to the post office. Maybe Hans gave you a cardboard and styro all in one. If so, skip a
step and head to the post office! The post office you say! Why not UPS, Fed Ex or one of
the other carriers? Because they often do not allow the shipping of live animals and they
are always more expensive. So you lug your large ugly box up there, all labeled up and the
postal clerk says " I am sorry but we can't ship LIVE fish ." You however have
read this article and are prepared and reply " Ma'am in the domestic mail manual
section 124.632 it states you can ship non venomous cold blooded animals via the post
office." "Oh "she says, looks it up and says "Never mind!" and
your fish are on their way. Wait you say, what if I was shipping to another country, say
London England, is that legal? You would recite the same sentence except add
".....the international mail manual states in section 139.1 that the shipment of
non........" You get the picture. Anyway she says "oh" and ask "how
would you like it shipped?" The correct answr is priority mail. Most packages are
there in 2 days and it is so cheap you can't beat it. So you cough up about 10-12 dollars
and head home and wait. The best thing is next time you ship fish, the postal employees
will all know you are the fish person and will be glad to help. See those postal service
coffee breaks are good for something. Two days later you get a call from Miss. Jones in
Oregon thanking you for your cool fish and all is well. You are happy, your fish are happy
and Miss. Jones is happy. Life is good. You think you might want to trade again and dig
out your NANFA trading post again. Yes life is good! I have used the same setup to send
fish all around the world with waits as long as 14 days with a higher that 80% survival
rate. So do not be afraid to ship fish, be afraid of taxes, death, environmental apathy
but not shipping fish. Until next time good luck and good fishing. Internet Ponder
May/June 1999 |